Mi novia es muy bonita!

Last Thursday I met up with my new girlfriend, Isabella. She's a spicy half argentine mamacita who really makes me smile. My mommy took me over to her house, so even though it was a chaperoned date, we still hit it off. She's younger than me. I normally don't date younger women but her maturity more than makes up for the 9 day difference in age. She's got a wisdom that you don't normally see in a 8 week old. We hit it off pretty well, although I ran into a little initial resistance before she finally succumbed to my charms. We've already got a hot date set up again for this Thursday. Yea, that's how I roll.

This is a shout out to Jon and all the visitors of www.acdcnews.com for awarding me the handsomest Brian Johnson impersonator award. My voice might not be as coarse, but I bet I can rival him in decibels! I've already made a fair share of eardrums bleed.

Over the weekend, I discovered that my left fist tastes pretty darn good. One of these days I'm going to have a blind taste test competition with both the right and left fists, but in the meantime, I just can't get enough of my Southpaw Delight. I mean seriously, this thing is awesome. You know when you discover a food that you just want to eat every day until you get sick of it? Well that's my left hand! Those Campbell's kids know what I mean. Mmmmm Mmmmm Goooood!

High voltage, baby!! High voltage!

Today my daddy taught me all about one of the greatest rock bands of all time...AC/DC. So I got dressed up like Brian Johnson, and daddy tried to find an Angus Young schoolboy outfit, but had no luck. He told me all the stories about how their lead singer died by choking on vomit after a night of drinking. Then he proceeded to go into a big lecture about not knowing if he choked on his own vomit and how you can't dust for vomit. He's strange, but I like my new outfit. Maybe uncle Eric can teach me how to Rock n' Roll.

Hey Mister, newspaper?

I know it might be a little early to begin thinking about my career, but I've decided that my first foray into the world of business will be as a paperboy. I've already got my transportation arranged, as you can see in this photo, and my Mommy picked up this nifty hat for me. Daddy says I look like a goombah with this hat, but my fellow paesanos know this is standard issue for paperboys.

Yesterday I got 4 shots; 2 in each thigh. Needless to say, I wasn't happy about it. However, I have been assured that I'm protected against a wide range of diseases that need to face viral extinction.

I had a very nice Easter, but since it was my first one, I wasn't quite sure what it was all about. So I asked my Dad, "What is Easter?"

He replied "Easter is the Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish celebration of Passover. Jesus and his disciples were eating at the last supper and Jesus was later deceived and turned over to the Romans by one of his disciples. The Romans took him to be crucified and he was stabbed in the side, made to wear a crown of thorns, and was hung on a cross with nails through his hands. He was buried in a nearby cave which was sealed off by a large boulder. Every year the boulder is moved aside so that Jesus can come out... and, if he sees his shadow, there will be six more weeks of winter."

Dad sure does know his holidays!

My very first blog

My dad received a suggestion over the past couple of days that he begin a blog so that people can keep up with my new pictures and the big events that happen as I grow up. He and I talked about in length last night and I told him that he should just stick to the stuff that he knows about and let me do the talking for myself. Afterall, I'm quite the authority on all things "me."

So I'm going to take this opportunity to say hello world. My name is Drew, I'm 24" tall, I last weighed in a 12.5 lbs and I'm an Aquarius. I enjoy the martial arts and am working on my own Judo style offshoot of striking and deflecting, which I have called Drewdo. It is particularly effective in fending off pacifier attacks, diaper changes, and the dreaded coup de' grace technique of Buddha's Burp. My Uncle Bop has been teaching me Mui Thai and Brazilian Ju Jitsu. Daddy is still hunting for boxing gloves with an Everlast logo, but so far is having no luck. I'm sure that I will also enjoy long walks on the beach, once I learn how to walk.

That's all for now. Please check back anytime to see what I'm up to.

Love to all,
Drew